Leafing through what I suppose could be called my "journal," I came across a few random things that I feel compelled to share. Mostly I keep this book (and several others) around in case inspiration should strike. Though it seems that I am struck by things (other than inspiration) quite often.
33 kinds of tenacity and not a wordsmith in town.
The Selfish will perish alone.
It's not fair to you to believe what you say.
Jesus should have started a band.
Must Suck Honey from Rock!
Sometimes I wonder if reasons are worth the breath they take.
Rock and Roll should have a little danger to it...swagger...menace...
Boom! said the dust on the back of her eyes.
Blood is for God alone.
Best known for his work in "erotica of the traumatic."
I built a city from the gold in their teeth.
You want everything to sound like an exorcism and that's your problem!
"Cancel the tour, Carl. I have to have an abortion."
Never feed Elizabeth Taylor cow brains. She'll just faint.
I can't believe lying is still considered a sin.
Then there was this exchange between JR and myself, upon returning from a fast food chain where we were helped by a heavy-set, hairy girl with a severly Siberian vibe:
JR: She's really Russian!
ME: But she doesn't get there any faster.