I'm in the middle of a pretty gruelling project at work. The hours are long, the people are stupid, and the only thing that is keeping me sane is the thought of getting paid and having more time to do the things I really enjoy, like; sitting around in my underwear, eating tacos, watching TV. By the way, if anyone knows of a job that requires these skills, please let me know where to send my resume.
So, dear friends, I apologize in advance if I seem distracted. I am doing the best I can.