Friday, September 22, 2006

Did You Miss Me?

While it may seem like I have dropped off the face of the earth in the last few weeks, the truth is, I have actually been orchestrating the end of it. No, I never really imagined myself managing the apocolypse. It is not exactly on my list of dream jobs, but it was given to me and I did the best I could. Lives were lost, quite literally, and alliances severed, but I somehow was able to presevere and survive what I can only describe as HELL...

I battled some of my deepest fears and confronted the demons that haunt me. I have come to realize that MATH is my mortal enemy. I was always one of those kids who insisted that I would never have a job that involved MATH, let alone WORD PROBLEMS! Yet, I have found myself thinking about, staring at, and dealing with many many many numbers. I hate them.... They suck.

Part of my job involves dealing with zombies, mainly payment of zombies, but dealing with them, nonetheless... How often do you get to hand a fifty dollar bill to a three year old zombie baby? I like to count my blessings, as well as my curses. The zombies ate all the snacks and some of the crew. Locals are always difficult to control.

I might have seen a rockstar's weiner. Actually, I know I saw a weiner, but I'm not sure if it's owner is a bona fide rockstar or not. Cute, though, and it caused me to download the album from iTunes, so the "flash" technique works, no matter what market research might show.

Anyway, I just wanted to let you all know that I am still alive and well, despite the zombies, flashings, word problems, deaths, and the end of the world as we know it. I feel fine. Now, how the fuck are you?

8 comments:

mellowlee said...

OH my god! I wasn't actually expecting a post to be here *laughing* I've been clicking on your blog at least once every day or so to see if you'd posted yet. I'm glad you did post. Take care of yourself :)

SlayGirl said...

Glad your back SO!

Dale said...

The Saviour leaves his blog on September 5 travelling at the speed of the apocalypse. He returns on September 22 with tales of chaos and control. How many wieners did he eat?

Never before has the apocalypse seemed so damned interesting.

Me? Not bad thanks.

Holly said...

I missed you so much!

I was ailing but I'm doing much better now that you're back.

Saviour Onassis said...

Thank you all. It's good to be back amongst the living.....

Erik said...

I wanted to say something brilliant, slightly sarcastic & stylishly ambiguous, but then I realized that all I really wanted to say was I'm really glad you're back. So there.

ziggystardust73 said...

Saviour, I think it was my weiner.

Saviour Onassis said...

Erik, everything you say is brilliant, slightly sarcastic & stylishly ambiguous, just like you... Thank you for that.

And Ziggy... It's always your weiner, isn't it?