Might as well

I do apologize for the utter lameness of the energy here lately as I am currently in negotiations for my soul with the Devil himself. Details to come.

For mental stimulation, I suggest you go here.

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
---Dorothy Parker