Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Fear and Loathing with the Rich and Famous

I don't expect much from people, but I do expect you to know the difference between Kim Gordon and David Bowie. That said, I have just joined a top secret project that I will tell you all about very soon. It may or may not involve celebrities behaving badly. But with the producers tossing out names like Paris Hilton and Bob Saget, I am sure I will have so much dirt that this place will start to resemble an ant farm in the very near future. Hold on to your hats, cowboys, this bitch is going to the RODEO!

5 comments:

Dale said...

By tossing out, I hope you mean they're not involved.

Saviour Onassis said...

Well, I actually meant tossing around, rather than out. Yes, Paris is involved. Saget, I am not so sure. But Friday promises to be RED HOT!

mellowlee said...

Wow! I can't wait to hear more :)

Saviour Onassis said...

Once I have all the information, you will be the first to know.

Shroom-Monkey said...

Yeeee Hawwww bitches!!!