Monday, August 14, 2006

Over The Rimbaud

I'm thinking that HELL is so last season, it's passe and darling... I'm not buying it anymore. Tired of feeling sorry, sordid and translucent, I vow from this moment forth to... to... Well, the important thing is that I feel better.

I suspect that I am highly allergic to celebrities. Meeting Paris Hilton last week really did a number on me. It wasn't the same reaction I had to meeting say, The Goo Goo Dolls or Courtney Love, but it was still bad. Maybe it's the fact that I feel like I am miscast in these scenes. Shouldn't they be asking me for my autograph? Shouldn't I be the one awkwardly accepting strange gifts? Shouldn't I be fucking famous by now?

Yes, yes, yes. But for now, I am over the Rimbaud. Starfuckers of the world, unite and take over. I have to pee.

10 comments:

Dale said...

As long as you don't become famous for peeing on other celebrities, I support your right to be more famous than they are Saviour. Can I have your autograph?

SlayGirl said...

"HELL is so last season...I'm not buying it anymore"

I have been having one of the shitiest weeks of my life SO. I needed to read your post today.

Saviour Onassis said...

Dale, peeing on celebrities is even more over than HELL. The latest craze is to spay or neuter celebrities so they stop breeding and concentrate on doing something actually interesting. I doubt this will happen.

Sorry about your shitty week, Slaygirl. Just remember, we create our own realities... I knew it was a mistake to get cable.

Shroom-Monkey said...

Ohh I feel you, I know I was meant for total stardom- pitty no one else really thinks so.. but I know, I know.....

Shroom-Monkey said...

Ohh I feel you, I know I was meant for total stardom- pitty no one else really thinks so.. but I know, I know.....

ziggystardust73 said...

Saviour,

if it's any consolation, when I looked at that photo of you with Paris Hilton, she wasn't the one that my eye was drawn to. ;-)

You're the star, baby.

mellowlee said...

Hey Ziggy totally stole my star line...no fair :P hehe Seriously, you is a superstar to me, and one day the rest of the world will smarten up.

Saviour Onassis said...

Shroom: Thanks for feeling me, man.

Ziggy: You are such a flirt!

Mel: We can only hope and continue to be fierce.

ziggystardust73 said...

Saviour, you've only just recognised this now?

Saviour Onassis said...

No, Zig. I noticed right away. I'm just really shy.