Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Meet Me In The Bathroom

I had a wonderful 4th of July, which is nice for a change. JR and I headed back to the beach in Malibu to frolic in the waves. I was secretly hoping to catch a glimpse of Mitch and sure enough, we did, near sunset. The ocean is a wonderful, energetic and magical thing. It baptized us in beauty and recharged the soul. The sun, however, did a number on my skin. Last year, I celebrated with my family in Arizona on the top of a mountain. The year before that, well...

Given the increasing intimacy of the world wide web, I just couldn't resist sharing this video diary with you. Recorded on the 5th of July, 2004, many things have changed in my life since that time. Back then, I was forty five pounds heavier than I am now, I was friends with people named after historical tyrants, and I studied Kabbalah. I guess that explains the beard...

Basically, what you are about to see is a desperately unhappy version of me, bitching about a night out on the town. It's almost six minutes long, and I probably say incredibly offensive things, so be warned. Also, it's okay to laugh. I'm going for that "tragic-comic" thing here. Anyway, nuff said. Enjoy:



By the way, if this blog were a TV show, this would be the 100th episode. Sometimes people like to celebrate milestones like that. I'm just hoping I don't get cancelled!

Love You All,
Saviour Onassis

9 comments:

mellowlee said...

Hello Sav! Glad to hear you had a good time. Thanks for sharing the vid diary, that was great. Did you tape more "installements" or was that the only one?
:)
Congrats on your 100th episode xo

ziggystardust73 said...

I think I want to have your babies.

Saviour Onassis said...

Mellowlee,
Thank you, sweetie. From that time period, that is the only one. But I do plan on doing some more video goodies from time to time, as I fall deeper and deeper into the YouTube hole.

Ziggy said: I think I want to have your babies.
Please do, as I find childbirth a very uncomfortable experience.

Mike said...

Pretty sexy mister!

Bored Dominatrix said...

Are you SURE no one ever said it would be easy being celebrity communists?

I could have SWORN Warren Beatty used to say that all the time.

Saviour Onassis said...

Mike- If you find that sexy, I know the number of a good therapist. On second thought, you can have my number. Anyone who thinks I'm sexy while hungover (and bitching about vomiting and excessive gas) is cool in my world.

Domi- I knew you would catch that reference! Sometimes that is the only way to wrap up an otherwise completely original rant. Shhh... Let's just keep it a secret, shall we?

mellowlee said...

New video yay! I have a bunch of retro commercials and tv intros from 70s, 80s and 90s on youtube if you want to check em out. Let me know k.

Carm said...

Love your blog. Keep writing more!

Dale said...

After all the tragedy you described in a mere 5:58, I will be very angry if you're cancelled.